Title: Nursery Rhymes
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Simon/River
Warnings: Tamcest!  Not hugely explicit, but it is there.  I happen to think it's a very accurate representation of the show, but I know you may not roll that way.  If you don't, consider this a warning - you won't like it!
Disclaimer: These characters and this 'verse are the intellectual property of Joss Whedon and the other writers of Firefly.  I am making no profit from this writing.